Painting A Face with Boob Ross

Take a seat, take a break. Paint with Boob Ross, the Bob Ross remix that’s baked.

When you combine the joy of painting and the bliss of boobs, you’re left with a titillating on-camera learning experience featuring the one and only Boob Ross. You can stop the squinting and second guessing because you read that right. Boob Ross is her name and getting high to paint masterpieces is her game.

Low and behold, It’s the Bob Ross remix we’ve all been waiting for, and its only on HigherMentality.com 

Who is Boob Ross?

Boob Ross (Sasha) is Russian/Canadian artist and on-screen personality well known for her painting tutorials. Her show, “Painting with Boob Ross,” is like a Bob Ross remix, only with weed, wine, and wider smiles. She goes by Sashaforfucksake on Instagram and runs an Etsy shop called “Peculiar Art” selling her painting and work.

She describes herself on Youtube as:

“just a woman trying to paint.”

You can check out her artwork here

The Face

“On today’s episode hopefully there wont be any nip-slips…whats on my nose?”

 

Welcome “Back”

In this week’s episode of “Painting With Boob Ross”, Ms. Ross paints a self-portrait with the help of a little mirror and her famous cardboard pallet. As usual, the jokes come fast and furious from the start!

“Whats up guys…welcome…back… (shows back)”

No Longer In Kindergarten

“Start doing to contour right away because we are not in kindergarten, we are not doing the whole line work…we are adult artists..”

Shots fired, kindergartners.

Admittedly high on both cannabis and unknown fumes in her studio, the vibe is as good as ever and the paint is flowing.

“Today I am going to paint…myself. We are going to need the following colours, white, red, black, green because my eyes are, and a few shades of brown ”

“Your white, your black and your pretty browns. Figure out the shape of your head and draw it…usually its shaped like and egg so draw and egg!”

Ross always like to keep things simple for her students. Want to draw a head? No need for a pencil trace. Those who pencil trace must not pass go and head straight to boob jail. Some say there are worse places to be…

“Only losers use pencil to draw out their composition, real artists go straight to the paint….you know the drill get your palette”

Selfie Inception

“As well as the material you are going to paint are…for today its going to be plain white paper and don’t forget your mirror because you will need yourself as a reference”

Yes, she drops her mirror. No it doesn’t break. For what she lacks in grace, she certainly makes up for in…

Pallet Advice

“If you are feeling fancy, you can cut out a hole in your ghetto ass palette…to stick your finger in it..so that way it holds better”

Ross proceeds to hiccup, which is both cute and cute. Still not sure if there’s a cure is for hiccups, but if we find one, don’t tell Boob Ross!

“Does this look like me!? (shows picture) I really nailed the nose! It doesn’t matter, everything looks fucky at first”

And just like that, Boob Ross has painted yet another masterpiece that takes a backseat to the new word she’s added to our vocabulary. Thanks for fucky, Ms. Ross.