Painting Penis Hands with Boob Ross

Take a seat, take a break. Paint Penis Hands with Boob Ross, the Bob Ross remix that’s baked.

When you combine the joy of painting and the bliss of boobs, you’re left with a titillating on-camera learning experience featuring the one and only Boob Ross. You can stop the squinting and second guessing because you read that right. Boob Ross is her name and getting high to paint masterpieces is her game.

Low and behold, It’s the Bob Ross remix we’ve all been waiting for, and its only on HigherMentality.com 

Who is Boob Ross?

Boob Ross (Sasha) is Russian/Canadian artist and on-screen personality well known for her painting tutorials. Her show, “Painting with Boob Ross,” is like a Bob Ross remix, only with weed, wine, and wider smiles. She goes by Sashaforfucksake on Instagram and runs an Etsy shop called “Peculiar Art” selling her painting and work.

She describes herself on Youtube as:

“just a woman trying to paint.”

You can check out her artwork here

Greasy Hair Don’t Care

“Hello and welcome back to my channel, today we are going to try to….not look like we have greasy hair!”

As per usual, Boob Ross kicks the show off with her unique brand of self-deprecating humour.

Going With The Flow

It’s not a true episode of Painting With Boob Ross without a little red wine. 

“We’re going to just go with the flow (pours glass of wine) – the thing about the flow is it just doesn’t really want to go where you want it go and you’re kind of stuck. So right now, I’m kind of stuck.”

It doesn’t take long for Ms. Ross to acknowledge that her edibles are kicking in. And we LOVE her when she’s high. The flow begins to… flow.

“I don’t know where I am going with this! And the weed cookies are hitting me!”

Not sure if you’ve ever tried edibles but man, it’s impressive she stays on her feet for this. Well.. for the most part (she may or may not fall, albeit gracefully, kind of).

Sex Sells

“Since we are painting sex, we are going to need skin colour to do it.”

What’s the colour of sex, anyway?

“Now some artists like the mix colours with their palette knife, but fuck all others artists and just do your thing”

You heard the lady; fuck the others and do your own thang.

“Before I used to have some sort of topic prepared ahead, but right now I do not and my flow is not flowing”

Another glass of red, please. Somehow, the less preparation that goes into this, the better the result.

“This is going to be a disaster, so far I got a circle! And another circle!”

This is good. Shapes are good. Boob Ross is making it rain shapes and the shapes are hitting the ground in the shape of a penis.

Let’s Pretend These Are Donuts

“This is most beautiful curvature I have ever seen in my life. What are we painting again?”

Where can I get some of the edibles she ate? Seems like premium quality stuff. The donut-heavy portrait is starting to look an awful lot like a penis. Hmm.

Behold The Hands Of The Penis

“Give me money and I’ll give you what you want. In this case, 2 donuts and a long john!”

Once the wine and edibles fully kick in, Ross is a-flowin’ and we’re presented with an abstract penis and set of hands exchanging money.

Sex and money. Boob Ross knows what makes the world go round. Look out for this one at the Acropolis some time this fall.