5 Romantic Gift Ideas For Your Stoner Boyfriend

Don’t know what to get your guy? Don’t worry; we’ve got you covered!

If you’re in a committed relationship, then it’s always a good idea to do spontaneous, nice things for your significant other. Surprising your boo with a nice gesture or gift can go a long way in strengthening your bond, and you never know, it may come back around and be in your best interest in the long run as well.

This article is specific to those with boyfriends out there: here are some fantastic gift ideas to get your guy that will blow his socks off! He won’t know what hit him when you shock him with one (or more) of these awesome gestures.

Flowers

I’ve long been advocating for females buying their male counterparts flowers. For far too long has it strictly gone the other way. Frankly, I’m sick and tired of it. Girls should buy flowers for boys more often. On that note, boys should buy boys more flowers as well. Overall, there just should be more flowers being bought for the person you care about. They’re nice, they’re not wildly expensive (if you’re not an idiot), and the gesture will go a long way.

An iPad

It might be slightly different from flowers, but an iPad is one of the most useful things you can get a person. I mean, what can’t that thing do? They’re perfect for cozying up on the couch or in bed and sifting through your favorite apps or even watching some videos. If you can’t afford an iPad, there are a bevy of excellent tablet options available on the market that are just as good without the name-brand logo on the back.

“Go ahead, treat your guy.”

iPad Stand

Once you’re going for it, you may as well go all the way and get the necessary accessories for the new iPad. A solid stand is key; this way, you don’t have to hold onto the device while using it. These aren’t too expensive, but you’re going to want to invest in the kind that you can lay down and look up at. Those are the best kind; that way you don’t have to lean on one specific side.

A Fleshlight

Okay, before you judge, just hear me out. It’s actually quite common for a guy to buy his girlfriend a sex toy, so why can’t boyfriends be bought sex toys as well? It’s commonplace for a girl to own a vibrator or dildo, but the minute a dude starts talking about his Fleshlight, it’s all of a sudden soooOOoOOOo taboo? Seems a bit unfair to me, no? Go ahead, treat your guy.

PornHub Premium Membership

Let’s face it; everyone watches porn. In fact, watching porn with your S/O is usually kinda hot. So, why not go for the good stuff? Why settle for middle-of-the-mall porn when, for a small fee, you can enjoy high quality, well-produced adult videography?

So, now that your guy has the iPad, the stand, the Fleshlight, and the porn on deck, you’ve essentially made yourself obsolete and your boyfriend will forget you exist. You’ve removed yourself completely from the equation, but at least you’ve got some nice flowers.