Comedy
20 More Funny Tweets to Make You Laugh
It’s a new week which means another opportunity for Twitter to provide us with a fresh batch of hilarity. We dig through all the nonsense to bring you the funniest and most entertaining tweets right to your screen. Be sure to follow all these hilarious individuals and check back here every week for more laughs!
It was dark and I turned the porch light on pic.twitter.com/TmBtdC3amo
— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) May 31, 2018
girls be 6’1 tweeting “who wants me?” bitch the cavs do smh
— Frank Lotion (@702Austin) May 30, 2018
This must be what parenting is like pic.twitter.com/SHcbsKca7o
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 1, 2018
when I add two very small numbers together https://t.co/WXJzqRf5NS
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) June 1, 2018
I don’t enjoy people who make Instagram accounts for their dogs, my vagina is furry, cute and smells like garbage and you don’t see me making an Instagram for it
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) May 19, 2018
Pusha made that nigga avoid all beef lol https://t.co/19mw8wtJTB
— Inegro Mont'challa (@3CarryOnItems) May 31, 2018
when people stop at yellow lights pic.twitter.com/azkLeJgdTt
— Lana Berry (@Lana) June 1, 2018
https://twitter.com/jayrashad__/status/1002400522475843586
https://twitter.com/rockleeeyebrows/status/1002930127838285825?s=21
I'm in a weird place in life because I'm not ready to get married, but I am ready to drag some cans behind my car
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) September 27, 2017
One in the same. pic.twitter.com/WZu1CWiVW4
— Blac Kellerman (@Jayblac1615) June 1, 2018
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) June 1, 2018
Drake: yo mama a bitch. 🙂
Pusha: I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen. They will devour what little you have left after the hail, including every tree that is growing in your fields. They will fill you— Layla (@safavilayla) May 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/Princessofwifi/status/1001931617076695040
Dark Souls is like life because the failures are entirely my own, but any successes are completely by accident
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 3, 2018
How drunk was the first guy who called on ice “on the rocks”
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) June 1, 2018
I loved R2-D2 as a kid because I was also short and pissed off
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) June 1, 2018