10 Things to do this 420

April 20th is right around the corner, so you better have a plan ready! Lucky for you, we’ve got you covered!

If you’re a stoner, then you’re probably pretty excited about 420 coming up right around the corner! However, if you’re anything like me, then there’s all sort of expectations surrounding 420 and it never quite unfolds the way you expect. Much like New Years or Halloween, it’s an event that people get excited about, making it tough to live up to expectations.

If you aren’t sure what to do this 420, I might have some suggestions to help you out. I did some digging, did the research, and found the ten BEST things you can do that day.

10. Watch TV

There’s nothing better than getting high and just vegging out on the couch, perhaps watching some mind-numbing television or some old movies you’ve seen before. Hanging out and watching TV might be cliché for a stoner suggestion, but it’s a semi-true stereotype for a reason; it rules. Try it.

9. Attend A Party

Some people prefer to stay in and keep to themselves, while other pot-smokers prefer to go out and socialize when they get high. While neither option is necessarily wrong, attending parties which baked can be worlds of fun. Just think of all the possibilities!

8. Go For A Hike In The Woods

Ah, isn’t nature magnificent? The only thing that makes a stroll through mother nature even better is getting high prior. This way, you can REALLY feel the sights, sounds, and textures. You’ll feel closer to the earth and connected with the planet, I assure you.

7. Perform Surgery

Wait, what? No. That can’t be right. Higher Mentality does NOT recommend you get high and perform any sort of surgery. We repeat, absolutely DO NOT do this.

6. Partake In An Orgy

Ok, what is going on with this list? Can someone explain to me what’s going on here? I thought I was going to be writing about picnics and bike rides or maybe watching Shark Tank; I didn’t know things were going to take this sort of a turn.

5. Go On A Roadtrip

Alright, this one makes sense. Here’s a suggestion I can get behind! Is there anything more fun that loading up the car with a couple friends, a couple joints, a bunch of snacks, and just hitting the open road? I can picture it now; windows down, music blaring, and nothing but pavement ahead!

4. Get Snacks

This one seems like a given; of course any weed-centric day will feature a bevy of snacks. You can either do yourself a service by loading up before getting high, or if you feel like a daredevil, you can go buy your snacks AFTER getting high. While the first option might be more financially responsible, the latter is a lot more fun.

3. Play With Wild Animals

Um, no. Nobody should do that. Does this mean “go to the zoo”? Because that’s a decent idea. That I can get behind. If this means to play with actual, literal live animals without trained supervision, then I absolutely cannot condone this. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? Seriously, who came up with these suggestions?

2. Try Hang Gliding

I mean, this sounds like an interesting suggestion. I’m not sure it’s something that people MUST try while high on 420, but I can see the merits of attempting hang gliding. I’ve never done it, myself, so I can’t really recommend it, but I bet it’s exciting? I would assume?

1. Go To WhiteCastle

OHHHH I get it! I bet my editor filled this article up with images from Harold & Kumar, didn’t he? Ok, yeah… it’s this running joke we have going; way too long to explain. That’s a good one, though. He got me!

Anyway, maybe you should just stay home and watch that movie, it’s a dope movie. Really funny.